David Archuleta hobknocker ICarly video: Archuleta hob knocker
By Therese Lisieux on February 7th, 2009A hobknocker (hob knocker) is a machine used to break up cement light stands. Read about the hob knocker here. David Archuleta was on Nick’s ICarly during Crush Night, which he hosted with the show’s star Miranda Cosgrove. Archuleta said something about a hob knocker.
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February 9th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
David is so cute and the hob knocker, HILLARIOUS! The funnest part was when david said his room number. he said it so cute!
I LOVE DAVID!
February 9th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Smell my greasy pits!
Eat rotten cheese!
Act like a dogy to get dogy treats!
Eat like a cow!
Smell like a skunk!
Dress up to look like a punk!
Bump the Bastird! Smell his breath
Act like an idot to hit the reph!
So remeber………………………………..
……………………………….”Im a BARBIE
Girl! in the barbie world laughing plactic its fantastic you can brush my hair undress me everywhere!
REMEMBER! BUMP THE BASTIRD!
February 10th, 2009 at 8:14 am
what does hob knocker mean?
February 10th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
I don’t get what’s so gross about a hob knocker but it was so funny the way they said it on iCarly. ^^ “Should we tell them his room number? Room 513!” I love that part.
February 10th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
David no ofense but i didnt believe you at the end it sounded like you couldnt act then. But you can sing and you tried!! <3
February 11th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
all of you people who think your going to kiss david are stupid
February 15th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
david is so cute
February 15th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
where u the one who was the boy scout on american idol sincerly nrivera.
February 15th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
David was so cute when he said “room 513″…And when the other guy said” You all are just a bunch of hobknocker.ugh i am going downstairs to get some yagurt” lol
February 15th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
it was so cut when david said Room 513
he was a good actor for the first time
I love david
February 15th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
i love you david.
you are so cute:) you have a good voice
David was so cute when he said “room 513″
what does hob knocker mean?
i love you so much:)
February 15th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I LOVE YOU
you are my hero
what does hob knocker mean?
did you win american idol:)
February 15th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
you are my hero
I LOVE YOU:)
you are the best
did you win amerrican idol
February 15th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Cobi Main is right.David isnt that cute.What is a hobknocker?Oh yeah,Cobi Main,if your reading these comments,you are a big butthole who ways a ton.
February 15th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I am a fag.
February 15th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
you are so cute david I really want to meet you I wish you would come to north carolina,ralieh you are the best singer
February 15th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
f*** icarly
February 16th, 2009 at 10:13 am
f*** bob
February 16th, 2009 at 10:15 am
where do u live bob?
February 16th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
i luv u david!!!! btw hob knocker means something discosting & illegal…
February 16th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Lol david you were so cute when you said ROOM 513!!! I wonder what a hobknocker is?David you are soooo cute!!!
February 17th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
i have a little research about hobknocker and i know why u said gross
February 18th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
DAVID ARCHULETA U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by the way wat is a hobb knocker???????????
February 18th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I LUV U DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW THAT SOMEDAY WE WILL MEET AND FALL IN LOVE!!!!!!!! I LUV U!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 19th, 2009 at 9:36 am
DAVID ARCHULETA YOU ARE FREAKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA AS EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN ASKING WAT IS A HOB KNOCKER???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? IF U SAID IT MUST BE PRETTY GROSS. BUT YA AS I SAID BEFORE U R FREAKING HOT AND I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
February 19th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Hey,this is Ashlee saying you should meet me at my house!
February 19th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Hi call me!at, 18472315112 kay? luv,Ashley Wyeth by the way you’re hot! but NOT A HOBKNOKER!
February 19th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
a hobknocker is a person with a penis and boobs.. a Heshe. a person that is female and male.
February 19th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
PS david archuleta sucks hard
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:11 pm
You should not talk about a hob knocker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:13 pm
David, you suck like crap. I HATE YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE A HOB KNOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:16 pm
how old are you any way? your prabably 1,000,000,000 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 27th, 2009 at 2:44 am
SARAH SHUT UP!
and david i love you! so much! boy scouts and girl scouts go together! lol i say you should email me at princessmadalyn1996@yahoo.com that would make me happy if you really sent me an email!
February 28th, 2009 at 1:28 am
Wikiboy is freakin DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ps sarah is a FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 28th, 2009 at 2:08 am
I would rather bang Miranda
March 1st, 2009 at 7:13 am
David i love u please cum 2 my b-day party. i have a poster of u on my wall that i make out with every nite b4 i go 2 sleep. if u actually cam 2 my b-day that wud make me the happiest boy ever. I LOVVVVVVVVVVEE UUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!<<<<<<<333333333
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:46 am
It’s true, David, you can’t act. But you have the cutest smile and light up the screen – especially when you sing!
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:52 am
hi david i think your music rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 6th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
hob knoker means having *** in a bathroom and yes it’s illegall. sicccccccccccccccccccccccccco british
March 7th, 2009 at 2:36 am
WE LUV U ARCHILETA EVERYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS A WEARDO!!LOSERRRRZZZZ EVERYONE WHO IS ANYONE LUVS HIMMM!!!!!
March 7th, 2009 at 2:43 am
the word hobknocker soundz really funny
especially the way they say it on the show…
n i think david can’t act n isn’t all that cute
but he can sing lol =]
March 7th, 2009 at 3:02 am
wow i cant belive hobknocker means having it in a bathroom david yur hot
March 7th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
I love iCarly but i really really loved when David came on…(druling over him when he said 513!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)and when he smiles!!!!!!!!!I LOVE YOU DAVID and bob u suck
March 8th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
I feel bad that you lost American Idol! But I thought you might of won American Idol. I was suprised that you got to be on iCarly. My sister is upsest with you!!
March 9th, 2009 at 2:11 am
what does a hobknocker really mean?????????
March 10th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Hobknocker means that you mulest animals!
Thats why it was GROSS AND ILEAGAL
March 14th, 2009 at 2:13 am
omg i found out wat hobb knocker means it is so disgusting and illegal.i swear dont look it up but even if u r one of those crazy idiots make sure u spell it rite:hobb knocker.ugh so disgusted
March 14th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I thought that it was something grose, but I guess not.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:47 am
I ENJOY EATING PIE OH YEA HOBKNOCKER MEANS A PERSON WHO HITS OTHER PEOPLE IN THE PRIVATE (EWWWWWWWWW)
March 18th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
ha ha ha u make me lafe so mouch. one time I omeost blue chunchs(dont try that at home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 19th, 2009 at 2:34 am
what does a hob knocker mean?
March 19th, 2009 at 2:37 am
lol i love when he said 513…..i dont really like david too much but hes okay…. lol how is a thing that breaks cement nasty and illigal?
March 19th, 2009 at 3:44 am
did u see icarly hobbknocker episode today
March 19th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
I think your singing is awesome. I LOVE YOU! And ARE U SINGLE
March 20th, 2009 at 2:44 am
HobKnocker is really someone who has sex with animals…. creepy.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
how eleegl is hobknocker? somebody tell me.
March 31st, 2009 at 2:19 am
I LOVE DAVID!!!!!!!!!! idwk what a hob knocker is!
March 31st, 2009 at 9:15 pm
a hobknocker is somebody that hits people in the privates i called my teacher one today
May 26th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
DAVID = F***ING HOBBKNOCKER
June 1st, 2009 at 8:49 pm
hobbknockers r disgusting
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 am
david suck hell!!!!!!
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:57 am
boob is right
July 23rd, 2009 at 5:53 pm
a hobknocker is to hit someone in there privates. says the british dictionary. :]
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Whats up david u better answer me what does hobnocker mean
December 7th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
all yall so dum yall retated david look so ugly.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
who really care about the word knobhocker it is a really funny word you don’t need the meaning to make it sound funny duh!! And David is not that cute. I seen way better!!!